Most women have experienced some form of unwanted attention from the opposite sex. The CDC reports that 1 in 3 women in the US have experienced sexual harassment in a public place. Whether it’s weird messages in DMs or catcalling on the street, it’s never fun. It’s usually embarrassing, uncomfortable and, to be honest, demeaning.

The only upside is that women get to post these pathetic shots at flirting online for others to laugh at. So prepare yourself for some top-notch cringe, dear pandas, for we have collected the most eye-roll-inducing attempts to hit on women. Let’s also marvel at some impressive comebacks from the ladies. This is the true female experience, y’all.

#1 At Flirting

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#2 Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May

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#3 What A Gentleman

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#4 Nice Guy Tries To Insult A Woman And Accidentally Compliments Her Instead

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#5 This Guy Trying To Hit On My Wife When She’s Applying For A Job

Am I wrong to be extremely infuriated by this? Is this not inappropriate? What kind of action do you think can/should be taken?

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#6 A Guy Thought I Was My Girlfriend Because She’s In My Profile Picture, And The Result Is Gold

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#7 Chase Banker Saved My Girlfriend’s Phone Number When She Went In To Open An Account

Me and my girlfriend went to open an account at Chase yesterday. The guy was creepy the whole time and flirted right in front of me, then proceeded to save her phone number from the forms she filled out and text her today. Now he has our address from the forms too…

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#8 Seems Like A Stable Guy

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#9 Ice Cold

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#10 Delivered Lunch To A Guy At His Workplace Today Who Had Trouble Taking A Hint

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#11 20-Year-Old “Rich” Nice Guy, Hitting On My 16-Year-Old Niece

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#12 A Message My Friend Received

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#13 Grown Man Infamous For Hitting On High School Girls Sends Me An Ominous Message

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#14 My Friend Wanted Me To Share This With You Guys

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#15 A Facebook Friend Had Her BF Pass Away Recently, And She Shared This Experience From A “Nice Guy”

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#16 It’s Your Fault That I’m Unprofessionally Hitting On You

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#17 My Friend Barely Met This Guy Last Week. Real Men Don’t Get Turned Down

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#18 My Boyfriend And I Broke Up And I Got This DM the Same Day

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#19 Today I Was Reminded Why I Don’t Post Photos Of Myself On Social Media

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#20 The Time The Guy From IKEA Who Put My Bedframe Together Took My Phone Number From The Receipt And Tried To Hit On Me

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#21 I Love When People Flirt By Excessively Complimenting Themselves

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#22 I’ve Never In My Life Seen A Sign That Has To Instruct People To Not Hit On The Employees. Yikes

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#23 My Husband Passed Away Last Month, His “Nice” Coworker Started Messaging Me

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#24 So This Was Sent To Me. I Literally Never Spoke To The Guy Before

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#25 “It’s An Order, Not A Request”, How Sweet

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#26 Guy Thought My, Now-Deceased, Dad Was “My Man” Then Proceeded To Hit On Me

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#27 Security Guard Texting My Wife After She Checked Into A Business

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#28 I Listed A Dress For Sale On Facebook Marketplace. The Only Messages I’ve Received Are From Men With No Intention Of Buying Said Dress. These Are Just Two Of Many Others Like This

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#29 My Ex Was Being Hit On After Signing Up For 23andMe By A Cousin

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#30 This Guy Found Me On His Wife’s “Suggested Friends” On Facebook Then Googled Me And Used My Business Number To Text Me. Gross

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#31 Desperate Guy Is Hitting On My Friend And Isn’t Taking No For An Answer

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#32 “God, We Could Have Worked Out Too”

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#33 Move Aside Tinder, There’s A New Dating App In Town

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#34 This Guy Has Created Multiple Profiles To Send All The Women In My Mom’s Meetup Group The Exact Same Message

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#35 Nice Guy Interested In Me And My Kids. No Red Flags There At All

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#36 A Random Person, Who I’ve Never Met Before, Sent Me A Message, Thinking That I Was A Girl And I Don’t Blame Him

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#37 An Old Man Hit On One Of My Friends While She Was Posting A Complaint To A Walmart Facebook Page

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#38 Hard To Watch A Guy In Your DMs Fish For You To Hit On Them

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#39 How To Not Hit On A Woman

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#40 My Roommate Tried To Get An IKEA Delivery To Our Apartment

They called and refused to drive into our complex, saying she’d have to grab the bookcase from their truck and drive it to our house. After irritatedly doing so in her pajamas and barely speaking to delivery guys, she got this message today.

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#41 Hitting On A Girl You Know Isn’t Single

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#42 Got Hit On At Starbucks And Gave Him My Number. Never Again

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#43 My Wife’s First Message On Xbox Live

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#44 I Still Don’t Understand How Guys Can Think This Is An Appropriate Way To Introduce Yourself To Someone You’ve Never Met

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#45 I’ve Never Talked To This Kid Before And He Just Randomly Messages Me

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#46 Got A Message From A Random Number Stating This Person Knows Me

He wrote my name and a specific detail about me, then he sent me his photo proving I should know him. What happened next is this.

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#47 Cop (Twice My Age) Who Made Inappropriate Comments While Arresting Me Asks Me On A Date 4 Years Later

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#48 Guy I Went To High School With Sent Me A Message

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#49 The Last Message By Red Troubles Me

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#50 Random Dude Hitting On Women In The Comments Section Of The Government’s Covid Update Post

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#51 My First Nice Guy

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#52 Found In My Friend’s Messages

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#53 I Told Him That I Felt Uncomfortable Because Some Guy Was Hitting On Me. His Solution – Hitting On Me

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#54 Nice Roleplaying Guy Hitting On My Girlfriend, Prepare For Cringe

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#55 My Sister Just Got This From The Man Painting Her Fence. Cheating Is More Appropriate Than Hitting On A Client, Apparently

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#56 I Got This Text From A Friend’s Dad After My Mom Told His Wife He Was Hitting On Me. Apparently, I Would Be Lucky To Have Him

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#57 Texts My Wife Got From The Food Delivery Guy Who Has Her Number And Knows Where She Lives

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#58 Friend Just Called Off Their Relationship. This Man Wasted No Time And Obviously Played At The Top Of His Game

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#59 Random Man Hit Me Up On My DMs Sporadically Over 8 Hours Even After Informing Him I’m Married

I honestly would be so impressed by his sheer audacity if I wasn’t so disgusted by him as a person right now.

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#60 A Fireman Hits On A Yoga Pants Saleswoman In The Guise Of “Accidentally” Messaging Her

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