70 Times People Tried Selling Their Garbage On Facebook Marketplace

It’s frequently said that one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. However, in the case of selling used items, it can sometimes be the opposite – one man’s treasure can seem like trash to others. From duct tape shoes to quadruplet peanut and sauce packets, the things we want to sell don’t always appear buy-worthy to others. 

Below, the Bored Panda team gathered some of the most ridiculous items people tried selling on Facebook Marketplace. Scroll down to discover them below, but be warned that some of them might be impossible to unsee.

#1 Jason Stathom Cheetah

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#2 We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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#3 The Description Said “Good Condition, Hmu”

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Expecting that people will try to sell all kinds of items, Facebook thought about it in advance and has put in place some guidelines on what can’t be listed on their marketplace. The first one is quite self-explanatory – non-physical items. 

“For example, ‘in search of’ posts, lost and found posts, jokes and news aren’t allowed,” Facebook explains. Similarly, services like house cleaning also aren’t allowed on Facebook Marketplace.

#4 I Would Of Bought That In One Breath

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#5 Cut In Half Kayak With No Functionality…

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#6 Tetanus Included

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Other items that shouldn’t be sold on there entail animals or their products. “This includes posting about animals for adoption, except by vetted pet adoption matching services,” Facebook writes. Healthcare products like thermometers or first aid kits are out of the question as well – for everyone’s safety, of course.

#7 I’m Sure This Meets All Maritime Regulations

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#8 Hands For Your Hands

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#9 I’d Invest In This Business

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What Facebook additionally doesn’t want to see on their Marketplace are any recalled products. Companies usually recall their goods because of defects that can pose or have safety risks for customers. “If you’re unsure whether the item you’re buying or selling has been recalled, look on the website of the item’s manufacturer or relevant government entity. For example, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission or the EU Rapid Alert System for Dangerous Non-Food Products,” they recommend.

#10 I Have No Comment

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#11 Um Okay..?

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#12 This Is Not Being Sold By A Child, A Grown Adult Made These

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Lastly, even though Facebook doesn’t mention it in their guidelines, you also can’t sell tobacco products, alcohol, drugs, sex toys, pirated software, and weapons on the marketplace. If someone violates these rules, their listing can be rejected or removed. In frequently reoccurring instances, the person could also get their access to Facebook (or all Meta-owned websites) terminated.

#13 $4000 Nightmare Fuel

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#14 A Weird Marketplace Find

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#15 Amazing Birthday Cacks

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So, to ensure that your decluttering session or side hustle doesn’t get you removed from Facebook, it’s better to avoid listing all the previously mentioned items for sale. If you’re looking to earn some extra money in particular, it’s better to sell items that usually do well on Facebook Marketplace. According to Amasty.com, one of the best-performing things on there is furniture. These are great items to sell on Marketplace because they’re essential to every home, and when people want to redecorate, they often choose to do it at an affordable price.

#16 A Quadruple Peanut!

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#17 Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?

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#18 Once In A Lifetime Opportunity

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Electronics also sell great because new ones can be very expensive, while gently used items can be much more affordable. The same goes for bicycles and sports equipment. They sell quickly as more and more people are looking into buying fitness equipment without the prices of a new one.

#19 One Of A Kind In Boulder, Co

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#20 Not Sure What’s Worse. The Price Or The Product ??

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#21 My Ice Cream Taste Funny

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Other great item categories include clothing and shoes, home decor, toys, games, and books. The key is to sell items that are clean and in good condition. These things are in constant demand, so you can’t go wrong with putting any of these belongings for sale on Facebook Marketplace

#22 Oh Yes, Beautiful

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#23 I Mean I Appreciate The Honesty

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#24 Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means

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For sellers to receive even more sale opportunities, we’ll leave you with the advice of Willow Wright, owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, on how to be successful on Facebook Marketplace: “Start with quality images and clear descriptions. Be realistic with your asking price and be ready to consider lower offers—negotiation is part of the game. Also, temper your expectations. Facebook Marketplace has become a major player in the reselling world, so there’s a lot of competition, especially in bigger cities.”

#25 Facebook Marketplace

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#26 Anatomy Of A Juul Pod… My Nephew Could Do This For Free

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#27 Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

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#28 It’s A Me?

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#29 Just What I Wanted

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#30 Cowboy Boot Toilet Brush Holder (Need I Say More)

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#31 I Thought The Minion Phase Was Over?

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#32 Fifty Bucks For Something Probably Won At The County Fair

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#33 Fridge From Facebook Marketplace

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#34 You Couldn’t Pay Me Enough To Put This Is My Home

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#35 Found On Facebook Marketplace

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#36 Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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#37 In Ok Condition

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#38 For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations…the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair

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#39 I Appreciate The Creativity And The Cost Of Materials Might Make These Roller Skates Worth More Than $25

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#40 Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

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#41 Local Characters, You Say?!?! Rare, You Say?

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#42 Thinking About Getting The Kids A New Toy

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#43 0/10 Would Not Want In My House

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#44 Just What I Always Wanted, And Such A Reasonable Price Too! “A Real Conversation Piece”

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#45 But Why? Now Why In The World Would I Want That

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#46 Is It A Jouch Or A Jofa?

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#47 This Chair On Facebook Marketplace

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#48 On Facebook Marketplace

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#49 Found This Hidden “Gem” On The Marketplace

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#50 That Is Beyond Ridiculous

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#51 You Never Know

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#52 For Those Who Can’t Wait A Day

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#53 Isn’t Any Less Delusional Then Vitamin Water

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#54 These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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#55 Do You Want To Build A Snowman? Description: Good Condition Snowman Making Kit Includes Pair Of Pebble Eyes, Pair Of Twig Arms And 1 Baby Carrot Nose. Pick Up Only!

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#56 What A Bargain

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#57 The Tooth Fairy Of Fb Marketplace

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#58 Might Be A Little Cliche But This Is The First Time Ive Seen Something Like This Outside Of Reddit

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#59 “Oiled” Birkenstocks

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#60 Found This Monstrosity On The Facebook Marketplace

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#61 Are They Really Rare?

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#62 Genuine Elvis Fart! What A Deal!

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#63 Only $100

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#64 Come Get These Hands For $free.99

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#65 Greggings

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#66 “General Wear And Tear”

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#67 Wedding Sign

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#68 For Someone Who Already Has Everything

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#69 Burritos For Sale

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#70 So Many Questions. Is The Window In The Room With Us?

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#71 10 Bucks Cyberpunk Coaster

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