It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn’t be surprised if it’s off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit ‘Brand New Sentence‘ wants to convince us that we’re only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it’s hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven’t been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
#1 Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
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#2 “I Drank My Best Friend’s Breast Milk”
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#3 Public Armpits
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#4 “Would Apocalypse With”
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#5 We Have Poets Walking This Planet
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#6 Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
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#7 So You Don’t Lose Any ”Tired”
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#8 Universal Shutdown Is Here
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#9 Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
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#10 The Son Goku Of White People
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#11 Incelf On The Shelf
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#12 How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
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#13 Stare Down The Nearest Disabled Person
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#14 ‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
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#15 DIY Deportation
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#16 Fat D**k Spirit
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#17 Diagnosed Me With Ugly
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#18 Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
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#19 Jesus Of New Jersey
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#20 Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
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#21 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
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#22 Back In My Day
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#23 80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
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#24 Thank Goodness It’s An Alpaca
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#25 Looks Like A Silly Goober
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#26 Imagine…
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#27 Charging My Doorbell
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#28 Excellent Use Of Free Will
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#29 Can’t Wait To Use It!
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#30 Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
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#31 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
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#32 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
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#33 Well That Was A Great Idea
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#34 Honey Taster Bear
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#35 He Did A Business 9/11
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#36 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
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#37 A Potato On Drugs
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#38 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
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#39 Roast Belt
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#40 I’ll Die Before I Let A…
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#41 Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
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#42 Sting Jesus
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#43 These Are The Parents Of The Next Generation
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#44 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
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#45 “Nepo Terrorist You Didn’t Earn It”
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#46 Malcolm In The Middle Genre Of White People
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#47 That’s Modern Milk For Ya
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#48 Madonna, 66, Embraces Autumn By Eating Soup Completely Topless
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#49 Wear Her Go To Work A*s
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#50 I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
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#51 Taking A Homeless Woman On A Date And Leaving Her With The Restaurant Bill
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#52 5% Bread Flavored Soda
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#53 The Lebron Of Biting Police Fingers
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#54 If Pregnancy Is God’s Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#55 South Korea Is Incel Wakanda
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#56 Please Sir, Spare A Shilling
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#57 That Was New For Me
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#58 “She Turned Into One Of Them Neanderthal Facial Reconstructions”
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#59 That’s A New One
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#60 Made A Small Mistake
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#61 Pythagorean Theorem Being Recited By A Reciting Scarecrow
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#62 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
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#63 A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
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#64 A Competition I Wish To Never Win
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#65 The Wise Animals
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#66 Thanks Hot Women For Stopping Wars 🙏🏾
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#67 Jesus The Christ (Like He’s F**king Sonic)
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#68 Thugging It Out
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#69 Charging My Cat’s Fish
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#70 Great Googily Moogily
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#71 One Sandwich With “Fancy Woke Fillings” To Go Please
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#72 People Who Seem To Believe In Race Science Love Raw Cream And The People Who Believe In Science Prefer Pasteurized Products
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#73 Hmmm… Dandruff….oily Hair…, Gryffindor!
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#74 I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
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#75 “He Will Die On This Hill And I’m Ready To Bury Him.”
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#76 Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
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#77 Onlyfans Star Who Cried After Sleeping With 100 Men In Oneday, Now Wants To Sleep With 1000 Men
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#78 Her Knees Are Too Pointy
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#79 We’ve Gotten So Caught Up In Helping The Less Fortunate That We’ve Forgotten To Help The People Who _are_ Fortunate
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