No matter how many times you go through what you’ve written, you can still miss the mistakes you’ve made. Whether there are cracks in your understanding of the language, or your eyes are simply playing a trick on you, they might find a way to slip into the final draft.
The subreddit r/IhadAstroke is a perfect example of how even minor errors can turn simple phrases into confusing or hilarious gibberish. As the name suggests, the stuff that gets featured here is so bad that there must have been something seriously wrong with the author while they were typing!
#1 I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To
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#2 Cant Are Gona Do?
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#3 Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don’t Make Sense LOL
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#4 I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier
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#5 Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave
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#6 Where Do Babies Come From?
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#7 Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here
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#8 He Day
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#9 Our Local Gym Motivational Quote
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#10 My Aunt Texted Me… So Confused
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#11 Indeed
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#12 Supre Bol
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#13 We Take For Open Are Out
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#14 If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It
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#15 A Very Lucky Fortune
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#16 Dieing I Brearhn’t
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#17 Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting
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#18 KFC
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#19 My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One
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#20 My Mother At 2 In The Morning
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#21 To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language
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#22 Shongles
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#23 How Is It 7:30am
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#24 Found On R/Me_irl
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#25 Mothor Is Srtoking
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#26 Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess
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#27 I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. ?
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#28 ??????
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#29 What?
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#30 I’m Eating Babies
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#31 Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”
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#32 “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”
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#33 Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?
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#34 The Iffle Tower
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#35 Burger Kink LOL
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#36 We Love Women
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#37 I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke
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#38 I ‘Member
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#39 I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!
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#40 When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That ” ???? ” Part
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#41 The What
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#42 Eee
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#43 My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen
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#44 My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao
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#45 A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter
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#46 Uhm
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#47 Trans Trans Are Trans Trans
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#48 I Found This On Pintrest ?
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#49 Try To Read It
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#50 Would Were You?
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#51 Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
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#52 The Not You Know
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#53 Avocado
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#54 Foot Cralp
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#55 Wrong Person
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#56 Coaster
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#57 My Amazon Customer Support
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#58 Cleverbot Not So Clever
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#59 Water Sure
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#60 Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here
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#61 Homeohphobick
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#62 Wha
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#63 The What Now?
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#64 Mabe
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#65 Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek
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#66 Is That A Warning ?
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#67 Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back
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#68 The Name Says It All
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#69 Friend Has A Stroke
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#70 It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…
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