Engrish is a term used to describe funny and often unintentional misuse of the English language, and there’s a website of the same name that has been running since 1999, sharing examples of such instances.
Whether we’re talking about restaurant signs, Amazon ads, or product labels, turns out, there’s no shortage of texts that were introduced to the public without running them through a proofreader first.
But before we continue, it’s important to note that Engrish is not trying to mock or criticize non-native speakers but rather to appreciate the humor that unexpectedly arises in everyday life. So, without further ado, let’s do just that!
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#1 I’m Betting It’s Not A Bible
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#2 Thank Goodness I’m Stuck In The Past
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#3 No Ham, No Fourl
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#4 Resist. It Is Not Sorry
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#5 It’s A Long Story
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#6 Now I Am [furious]
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#7 Because A Whole Child Would Be Insane
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#8 Shart Will Do In A Pinch
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#9 You Can’t Handle It
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#10 It Kills 666% Of The Germs!
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#11 Show Me Someone Who Can
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#12 Batman Will Be Sad That He Went Legit
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#13 Make It Look Like An Accident
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#14 If You’re Alive, Thank A Sign
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#15 As Long As It Is Past-Your-Eyes… . (Found In South Africa)
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#16 So… This Isn’t Sushi
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#17 How Am I Going To Eat?
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#18 *cough* Giant Hornet
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#19 No Daughter Of Mine Is Wearing Sparkphss On Her Prodnetions!
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#20 See The Flames? Didn’t Think So
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#21 Damn Kids
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#22 Your Moist Lies Won’t Work Here
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#23 Grandma Is Getting Suspicious About Our Family Portrait
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#24 Sometimes We Wish You Were Someone Else
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#25 Nobody Expects!
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#26 Thank You For Pleasuring Me
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#27 Remember, Breathe Mouth
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#28 And Yet We Keep Selling Them
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#29 I Feel I Can Trust Light Gary
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#30 Keep Baking, Kids
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#31 This Will Go Well With My Naivety Scene
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#32 Waves Begin At 9 Am
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#33 Octopus Is Welcome
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#34 Now I Can’t Seem To Think Of Anything Else
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#35 Spanked Tender
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#36 Let’s Tame Activity
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#37 Definitely Not Smart Food
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#38 You Won’t Like The Paper, Either
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#39 Nothing Stimulates Like The Apocalypse
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#40 Then Open The Door To Turn The Knob
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#41 Careful Injuries Are No Accident
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#42 Right Click For Toilet Paper
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#43 He’s A 9, But A 10 With Soup
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#44 You Know, Cheese And Stuff
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#45 I Swear There’s A Towel
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#46 Which Came First… The Driver Or The Fee?
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#47 Swearing At The Water Does Help
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#48 Choos Wiesly
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#49 Please Don’t Make Cameras Angry
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#50 Choose Wisely On Erection Day!
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#51 Ca’t We Talk This Over?
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#52 It’s The Secret Spices!
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#53 Employee Complaints Are Down
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#54 Do Not Hide If You Don’t Want A Hiding
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#55 What Happened To Sugar And Spice?
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#56 Brevity Is The Soul Of Greeting
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#57 And You Gonna Be Sorry
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#58 We Paid The Bill
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#59 What Else Would You Do After Entering?
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#60 No Safety. Smoking First
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#61 Diuretic Coke
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#62 This Body Isn’t Just Going To Injure Itself
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#63 Be Sure To Visit Some Place!
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#64 Paper Does That To Me
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#65 They Have Quite A Student Body
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#66 Happy Smorked Turkey Day!
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#67 Christmas Text Is Made
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#68 That Grass Don’t Replant Itself But You Can Always Have Another Kid
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#69 It’s Sad Because Porky Was In Recovery
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#70 Not Much To Do Here
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#71 Cholesterol Is A Gateway Drug
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#72 Yeah, I’ll Just Take A Soda
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#73 Tell Me Your Pharmacist Doesn’t Respect You Without Telling Me
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#74 Your Vehicle Will Be Toad
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#75 Don’t Believe It? C4 Yourself
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#76 People Are Lining Up For Drowning Accidents!
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#77 Openope
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#78 Will He Ever Catch That Moose?
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#79 Or Just Poach Me Into Orbit
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#80 I Swear, If You Animal One More Time
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