At the crossroads of architecture and home design lie stairs. They serve an important and practical function and they can serve as important design elements, but as this aptly named Facebook group loves to point out, they can also be downright deadly without the appropriate safety considerations.
Honestly, it takes some talent and creativity to make stairs that are as unsafe as some of the masterpieces on this list. Some seem downright uncomfortable while others present clear tripping hazards or even fool the eyes into hiding individual steps. Let us know which ones you think you’d trip on in the comments.
#1 I Just Fell Down These In My Mind And It Sounded Like Someone Hitting A Gong In A Very Uncoordinated Way
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#2 Do They Know That Wheelchair Users Don’t Normally Bunny Hop?
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#3 When The House Lights Go Down, Good Luck
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Stairs may seem deceptively simple at first. How hard is it to design a set of stairs? Just make a bunch of steps and you’ve got it, right? Not quite. In addition to whatever architectural regulations there may be, there are some basic geometric rules that ought to be followed.
#4 Left, Picture Of Stairs From Top-The Wood Planks Run Parallel To Stair Edges Seemingly Forming A Flat Surface. Right, Steps Viewed From Bottom After Fall
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#5 The Staircase You Take An Enemy Down
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#6 I Wanna See Someone Try This In Heels
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The ideal rise and run for a single normal step is 7” rise and 11” run (~18cm x ~25cm). However, other ratios are possible for other types of steps. There are tons of sites online that break down the rules of stair design, and that’s all before you get into the fancy ideas highlighted in this post.
#7 “Stairs” Designed By Francesco Librizzi. It’s Really More Of A Treacherous Ladder. I’d Consider Going Up These. Would Not Be Interested In Going Down Them
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#8 A Set Of Steep Stairs Each Step Alternates So That You Can Only Really Put One Foot On A Step At A Time. It’s Also Nearly A Straight Down Angle
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#9 An Unusual Cuboidal Stairway In The Little Village San Augustin Etla, Oaxaca, Mexico (Vernacular Architecture) They Are Made Out Of Red Stone And In Six Alternating Columns. The Ankle Twister
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Fortunately, most jurisdictions do have some sort of requirements for stairs, and we suspect that they haven’t been followed in many of these examples. In addition to rise over run requirements, step and stair regulations may determine banister shape and height, step edge shapes, step layout, rotation characteristics for steps that turn, and other factors – all of which can determine how likely it is for a set of steps to cause accidents.
#10 My Shins Hurt Looking At This
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#11 Yeah, That Is A One-Story Home For Me
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#12 The ‘Stairs Of Death’ Are A Section Of Stone Steps Built By The Incas, Which Lead To The Top Of Huayna Picchu, In Peru, Which Is One Of The Steep Mountains That Overlooks Machu Picchu
The peak of the mountain is 2,693 metres above sea level and has Inca ruins on top.
You couldn’t pay me a billion dollars to walk up that
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#13 Nope. I Can’t Believe They’re Wearing Socks
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#14 If You Fall, You’ll Have A Lot Of Time To Think About Who Designed This Trap!
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#15 Oh No, I’ll Jump, Thanks
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#16 Ventilation Grill At The Bottom Of The Enclosure Suggests That Installing Air Conditioning Was More Desired Than A Usable Stairway. Or These Are Cat Stairs
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#17 This Made My Stomach Swoop
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#18 The Chair There So People Can Sit And Watch The Injuries
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#19 It’s Beautiful
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#20 Do These Count? They Are In My Son’s Room Btw, And I Quite Like Them
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#21 Honey What’s Wrong, You Haven’t Gone Down The Stairerslide Today
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#22 Free Floating Apparition, Stairs Designed By A Sadist Or Art Installation? Maybe All Of The Above
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#23 Don’t Roll An Ankle Or Anything
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#24 The ‘V’ In The Design Is For Very Dangerous
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#25 Everyday You Can Rearrange The Shelves!
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#26 I Can Already Feel The Concussion
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#27 Imy Online Civil Engineer Major Is Starting To Pay Off, Another Satisfied Customer
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#28 This Stairwell In Rajasthan, India Inside A Well Is The Deepest In The World. It’s Called Chand Baori And Was Made By Slaves In The City Of Jaipur
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#29 Expert Difficulty Level Stairs
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#30 Love My New Apartment But These Are The Stairs Leading Up To The Loft. They Feel More Like A Ladder Because Of How Steep They Are. Don’t Get Me Started On How We’re Going To Move Furniture Up There
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#31 Sthairs
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#32 Don’t Ask Me How, But I Haven’t Busted My Butt On These Yet
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#33 It Looks Like A Human Spine To Me
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#34 Stairs For People Who Aren’t Afraid To Die And Who Enjoy The Nauseating Feeling Of Vertigo
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#35 I Work In Lighthouses. These Aren’t The Worst I’ve Come Across. They Lull You Into A False Sense Of Safety Thinking They Are Stairs But They Need To Be Used Like A Ladder. Can Barely Fit Your Heels On The Step If Facing Downwards
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#36 It’s Certainly One Of The Stairs Of All Time
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#37 Taking Your Life Into Your Hands
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#38 Imagine Having To Run Through These During A Fire
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#39 Imagine Being Half Asleep And Just Needing To Pee
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#40 Wider Set Of Stairs With No Actual Handrailings And Thinner Set Of Stairs With A Handrail That Nobody Could Fit Through
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#41 Stone Stairs With Glass Handrail Leading To A Steep Drop
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#42 Only A Stair In The Loosest Sense, A Clean White Tiled Ordinary-Looking Men’s Bathroom Has An Unusual Vertical Access Method
The first two urials are placed at normal height for your average male genitalia. However, the third pee depositary looms above 2 inches from the ceiling. It’s bowl is, almost defiant, orientated towards the ceiling. Truly only a giant whose legs are 90% of his height would be able to take advantage of such a piece of plumbing unaided. What vertical assistance is available to our average man? A staircase perhaps? a ladder? Leading up to the bowl are five red rock climbing hand holds. The lowest is placed at heights that maybe a toddler could access and the tallest one at perhaps at head height. At the urinal no such had holds exist besides the gas heater pipes. What type of mutlilegged creature can access such a waste disposal method boggles the mind. Perhaps the building developers had spiderman as their target market.
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#43 Two Levels Of Stairs In What Looks To Be A Highly Trafficked Area, Where The Center Railing Connects To The Left Side Of The Second Set Of Stairs. Thus Completely Blocking Off Entry From The Left Side Of The Stairs
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#44 Specially Engineered To Promote Faceplants
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#45 Me Designing My Sims House
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#46 One Way Ticket To A Stubbed Toe
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#47 Go Off Tim Burton
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#48 Found These Stairs In A ”luxury” House Listing In Croatia. The Price For This House Is 1.2m €!
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#49 Sudden Case Of Wall
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#50 A Staircase Passing Through A Counter… And Using The Top Of The Counter As A Step
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#51 A Set Of Stairs That Leads Up Into The Second Floor But Also Partially Leads Up To Nothingness As The Houses Walls Were Built Into It. Perfect For A Fairy Shelf
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#52 The Backrooms
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#53 A Staircase Into A Loft Conversion We Saw In A House We Viewed Recently. I Went Up And Down This While I Was Super Hungover ??
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#54 I Live In A House Built Sometime Before 1855. These Are The Only Stairs From The First Floor To The Second Floor
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#55 On A Real Estate Listing In My Area
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#56 This Hurts My Brain
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#57 Oh Well
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#58 Stair Designed By People With Two Feet. I Really Hate These Things At My Gym
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#59 Stairs With Similarly Colored Tiles, No Hand Rail, And A Glass Wall… In A Beach Town Where Our Feet Were Regularly Wet. Almost Died A Few Times
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#60 How?
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#61 Granny’s Teeth On The Cobb, Lyme Regis UK
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#62 Okay So I Know That Technically These Stairs Are Designed Precisely To Keep You Alive But Still
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#63 A Stair Where Each Steap Is A Slab Of Glass Rigidly Bolted To The Wall. No Handrail, No Non-Slip Insert, Just Glass
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#64 My Wife Took This Picture From The Loft Of Her Airbnb
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#65 The Only Surviving Sunken Bath House Designed By Sir John Soane
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#66 That’s The Gateway To Hell
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#67 A Castle We Visited In Brittany Last Week
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#68 A Witch Lives There. I Feel It
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#69 Water Closets Designed By People Who Aren’t Afraid To Die
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#70 Yikes! This Is A Finished Office Space For Rent
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#71 When Aesthetics Lead To Bad Design Hazards
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#72 Painted Outdoor Staircase In Bucharest, Romania, Made To Look Like A Waterfall, With Mossy Rocks Included
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#73 Look At It This Lovely Structure. Maybe A Little Bit Dirty But Hé Looks So Innocent
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#74 Any Thoughts Anyone?
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#75 Stairs. But The One Third From Top Is Going To Kill You
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#76 I Just Want To Send A Slinky Down It
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#77 Osha Who?
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#78 9/10 Aesthetic. 10/10 Death By Stairs
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#79 They Desperately Tried To Make This All Work!
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#80 N Steep Outdoor Staircase Leading Down An Equally Deep Hill, Into The Dark Abyss
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#81 Love A Good Repair Job
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#82 And If You Miss The Trash Bins, You Possibly Get Impaled By Those Parking Pole Things
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#83 That’s Pretty Freaking Cool. Albeit, I Would Fall Down And Die
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#84 Platform 9 3/4’s
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