Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
#1 Unused York City
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#2 Burn The 5g!
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#3 Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
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Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.
#4 Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
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#5 “Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
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#6 Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
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Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.
“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.
#7 Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
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#8 “Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
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#9 The Children Yearn For The Mines
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The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as ‘food weapons’ to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn’t surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?
#10 If Raisins Wanted Attention
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#11 Dinosaur Sauce
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#12 It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
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This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.
#13 They’re Feeding You Lies
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#14 Bisexual Goose
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#15 Orange Cat Behavior
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#16 Uhhhh What?
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#17 Mischievous? Quay? You’re Dead To Me
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#18 Moron Support
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#19 Classic German
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#20 “… Like A Napoleon-Esque Leader Sitting Upon A Royal Bean Bag Chair”
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#21 I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…
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#22 Low Maintenance Bones
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#23 Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
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#24 Tiny Rat
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#25 The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano
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#26 The Bigfoot What Now
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#27 “Entirely Too Many Cows”
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#28 Gladis The Orca
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#29 Ethos, Logos, Pathosed My Way Into A Date
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#30 How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?
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#31 Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil
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#32 This Is Real
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#33 *bees Found In Toilets Are Appropriately Perfumed
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#34 Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop
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#35 “Banana Is Such An Aggresive Fruit”
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#36 Permanently Ratatouilled
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#37 A Man Who Claims His D*ck Is Good Enough To Turn A Lesbian Straight Must Logically Conclude That D*ck Good Enough To Turn Him Gay Exists
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#38 I Believe Math Became Meth
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#39 A Walking Mop That Looks Like It Wants To Eat Styrofoam Packing Peanuts
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#40 Well, Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit
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#41 “Prolific Poo Garden”
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#42 Corgi-Sized Meteor As Heavy As 4 Baby Elephants
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#43 You Can Financially Exploit And Scam Any Horse
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#44 Inappropriate Sexual Tension Between Bees And Humans In His Children’s Film
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#45 A Second Greta Has Hit Andrew Tate
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#46 Bahamian Hollering
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#47 Inventor Of What Is Commonly Known As Aggravated Assault
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#48 “De-N*zi The Skeletons”
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#49 Caramel Macchiato On The Rocks
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#50 I Got Benjamin Button Disease
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#51 Well Don’t Come Crying To Me When Your Wean Gets Eaten By The F**king Kitchen Sink
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#52 Mafia Drops Ban On Homosexuality After Discovering Mob Boss’ Son Is A Fabulous Drag Queen
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#53 Elder Norman’s Formal Board Of Normal Mormon Moral Order
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#54 Did She Say Her Plant Was [unalived] In 9/11?
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#55 Confess Your Sins To The Crime Skeleton
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#56 Vancouver’s Infamous Knife-Wielding Crow Is Now A Father
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#57 She’s The Reverse Indiana Jones
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#58 Extendochicken Running At You Like A 2004 Jeep Wrangler
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#59 Leopard Gecko
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#60 Babybel Cheese Wax Crab
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#61 Good Going Now The Internet Is Haunted
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#62 “A Life Raft In The Back Suddenly Exploded And Hit A Gay Flight Attendant In The Head”
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#63 Detrimental Amount Of Mashed Potatoes
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#64 Reject Humanity, Return To Oink
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#65 Please Refrain From Sexualizing My Goldfish
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#66 Honestly Kind Of Impressive
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#67 Posses The Devil’s Mischief
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#68 Seagull Surprise
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#69 Final Boss Cop In A Goth Prom Dress
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#70 Good News
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#71 “You Look Like Pete Davidson If He Drank Water”
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#72 Don’t Y’all Hate When This Happens
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#73 F*ck You, Dream Alton Brown
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#74 Meat Lab
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#75 I Mean…he Has A Point?
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#76 You Barely Sentient Lettuce Heads
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#77 Looney Tunes Sex
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#78 It Just Keeps Going
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#79 Well Alright Then
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#80 Eating Alone: A Story
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#81 “Blue Shell The 1%”
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#82 Lease A Falcon!
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#83 Chase, Check This Man For Butt Worms!
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#84 I Am Praying Men Get Basic Anatomy Lessons
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#85 Vas Deferens
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#86 22 Year Old Grandma
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#87 Did The Tales Of Falling Meatballs Not Weigh On Thine Conscience?
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#88 I’m A Huge Fan Of Your Eggs
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#89 Goth Money
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#90 Twitter Is Undefeated
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#91 It’s Gonna Have Hotdogs And Optometrists
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#92 “Sick Fursuit, Jeezy Boy”
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#93 Just Get ‘Em Real Big
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#94 Please Welcome ‘Hp Officejet Pro 6978 Wirelesss All In One Instant Ink Ready Printer’ To The Family!
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#95 One-Ply A** Lids
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#96 …but That’s Just Me Being A Crunch Wrap
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#97 “Romantic Karl Marx Anime Targets New Generation Of Chinese Communists”
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#98 One Of A Kind Occurrence
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#99 Interesting Observation
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#100 American Maid Cafes
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#101 Cuckolded By A Bee
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#102 I Know A Reindeer When I See One
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#103 “You’re Going To Want To F**k Her, It’s Anecdotal”
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#104 Sadness In His Eyes
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#105 I Mean He’s Not Wrong
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#106 Double Standards These Days, Smh
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#107 Twitter Never Disappoints
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#108 They Do Be Toddling
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#109 American Harry Potter
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#110 Climate Change Fight Should Be Sexy And Fun
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#111 Teachers Seize Disco Equipment From 12-Year-Old Boy Who Hosted A Rave In School Toilets
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#112 Solar Powered Humans
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#113 Step Stool To See The Whole State
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#114 Tiddy Of The Gator
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#115 Retractable Teeth
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#116 How Biblical
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#117 No Pizza, No D
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#118 What Even
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#119 Sl*t Shaming People For Not Churning Their Own Butter
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#120 I’ll Swallow Coins
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#121 “Talk On The Phone Pants”
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#122 On A Side Note Is The Hotdog A Hebrew National?
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#123 Most Unwise
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#124 The Entire Headline
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#125 “It’s A’me Mario I Want To F*ck A’luigi”
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#126 Modified Obama
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#127 “Comment So Stupid It Made A Mfs Porn Alt Account Reply”
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#128 A Good Old Fashioned Brick Fight
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#129 Hello Everyone My Name Is-
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#130 If I Was A Sassy Little Twink
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#131 Totk Doesn’t Make You Build A Huge D*ck That Shoots Fire
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#132 On The Last Day I’d Drown Them Because Then You Didn’t Have To Pay Them
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#133 Switching To Gender Evil
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#134 I’m Going To Use Horny Bags Of Meat In General Conversation From Now On
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#135 Children Of The Bourne
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#136 There Was A Window Of Time Where A Samurai Could Have Faxed Abraham Lincoln
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#137 Just Trying To Be Polite?
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#138 That’s The Only Thing I’d Talk About At Thanksgiving Dinner
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